• Kid Klumsy Hip Flask

    £15.00£20.00
    Classic stainless steel 8oz hip flask engraved with The Kid Klumsy Logo. Comes in standard cardboard box or Presentation Gift Box complete with a Funnel for easy filling and four shot cups for easy emptying. Available in a wide range of colors including leather and wood clad.  
  • A pair of Kid Klumsy Jogging bottoms in Black. Available in  several colour prints, if the colour you would like isn't listed please give us a shout. Order 2 for a 10% discount, 3+ for 15% discount  
  • Kid Klumsy Long Sleeve Tee

    £22.00£26.00
    Long Sleeve Tee with the Kid Klumsy logo on the front Breast, Back and down the Arm. Crew Necked T Shirt
    • Ringspun, Single Jersey
    • A Casual Fitting, Classic Styled Long Sleeve T-Shirt In A Soft & Durable Heavyweight Fabric, Perfect For A Long Sleeved Garment.
    • Ringspun Cotton Fine Gauge Knit
    • Shoulder To Shoulder Taping
    • Tubular Construction
    • 1x1 Rib Knit Collar, No Cuffs
    • Washable At 40 Degrees
    • S to 2XL
    • 100% Cotton
    • 185gsm
  • Round Metal Key Ring, laser engraved with the Kid Klumsy Logo, with split ring and lobster clasp. Available in a large range of colours. Order 2 for a 10% Discount, Order 3+ for 15% Discount
  • A Kid Klumsy Metal Tin for storing tobacco or other small items. The tin has a lid which is attached to the tin with a hinge Its approximately 10cm x 7cm x 2cm Buy 2 for a 10% discount, Buy 3+ for a 15% discount
  • Star Branded Oil Lighter, engraved with The Kid Klumsy Logo. Supplied in a metal gift box. Shipped without fuel for security. Use any standard lighter fuel. Length 56mm Width 35mm Depth 12mm  
  • Perspex Key Ring, laser engraved with the Kid Klumsy Logo, with split ring and lobster clasp. Available in a large range of colours. Can be customised with your name or text A Single piece is just the logo on one piece of perspex Double Skin is two pieces, one piece coloured with The Logo and a second top clear layer having your name engraved on it. Order 2 for a 10% Discount, Order 3+ for 15% Discount
  • Classic Pu leather Pic Holder Key Ring engraved with The Kid Klumsy Logo. Perfect for never losing a pic again Order 2 for a 10% discount, 3+ for 15% discount
  • Kid Klumsy Slate Coasters

    £3.50£10.00
    Laser engraved Square Slate or Glass Coasters with the Kid Klumsy Logo. 10cm x 10cm Buy 2 for a 10% discount, Buy 4+ for a 15% discount Buy 6+ for a 20% discount.
  • Kid Klumsy Vinyl Sticker

    £1.00£3.50
    Kid Klumsy Vinyl Sticker in your choice of colour and size. The the size or colour you would like is not listed please let us know and we will be happy to help. when applying the sticker please remove the opaque paper backing leaving the sticker attached to the clear front plastic. Then place the sticker and front plastic onto wherever you would like to put the sticker. Once the sticker is in place carefully remove the clear plastic leaving just the vinyl sticker in place.
  • A Wood covered Bar Blades engraved with the Kid Klumsy Logo. Made from Staleness Steel and wrapped in wood. Order 2 for a 10% discount, 3+ for 15% discount
  • A Wood handles bottle opener engraved with the Kid Klumsy Logo. Made from Staleness Steel with a wood handle. Supplied in a silk lined gift box. Order 2 for a 10% discount, 3+ for 15% discount  
  • A premium Tee Shirt with the LB photo "All I got was this dumb tee" on the front.  
    Premium Ringspun T-Shirt
    • Crew Necked T Shirt
    • Mens (Unisex)
    • Regular Fit
    • Ringspun, Single Jersey
    • Made From Quality, Soft Single-Jersey In Ringspun Cotton With A Classic Styling & Modern Fit.
    • Tear Out Neutral Neck Label
    • Ringspun Cotton T-Shirt
    • European Size Specification
    • Narrow Rib Knit Collar
    • Taped Neck & Shoulders
    • Double Needle Sleeves & Bottom Hem
    • S to 2XL
    • 100% Cotton
    • 180gsm
  • A premium Tee Shirt with the LB photo "Death Metal Logo" on the front. Design by Jordan Mewse  
    Premium Ringspun T-Shirt
    • Crew Necked T Shirt
    • Mens (Unisex)
    • Regular Fit
    • Ringspun, Single Jersey
    • Made From Quality, Soft Single-Jersey In Ringspun Cotton With A Classic Styling & Modern Fit.
    • Tear Out Neutral Neck Label
    • Ringspun Cotton T-Shirt
    • European Size Specification
    • Narrow Rib Knit Collar
    • Taped Neck & Shoulders
    • Double Needle Sleeves & Bottom Hem
    • S to 2XL
    • 100% Cotton
    • 180gsm
  • A premium Tee Shirt with the LB photo "HIRELBPHOTOORELSE.COM" on the front.  
    Premium Ringspun T-Shirt
    • Crew Necked T Shirt
    • Mens (Unisex)
    • Regular Fit
    • Ringspun, Single Jersey
    • Made From Quality, Soft Single-Jersey In Ringspun Cotton With A Classic Styling & Modern Fit.
    • Tear Out Neutral Neck Label
    • Ringspun Cotton T-Shirt
    • European Size Specification
    • Narrow Rib Knit Collar
    • Taped Neck & Shoulders
    • Double Needle Sleeves & Bottom Hem
    • S to 2XL
    • 100% Cotton
    • 180gsm
  • A premium Tee Shirt with the LB photo "Logo" on the front. Design by Jordan Mewse  
    Premium Ringspun T-Shirt
    • Crew Necked T Shirt
    • Mens (Unisex)
    • Regular Fit
    • Ringspun, Single Jersey
    • Made From Quality, Soft Single-Jersey In Ringspun Cotton With A Classic Styling & Modern Fit.
    • Tear Out Neutral Neck Label
    • Ringspun Cotton T-Shirt
    • European Size Specification
    • Narrow Rib Knit Collar
    • Taped Neck & Shoulders
    • Double Needle Sleeves & Bottom Hem
    • S to 2XL
    • 100% Cotton
    • 180gsm
  • Lumps of Merde Hoodie

    £30.00£33.00
    A Hoodie with the Lumps of Merde logo on the front. All profits will be going to the good ladies in RACPA (Rock Against Child Pornography & Abuse) to help them in their demanding fight against. Classic Pullover Hood • Heavyweight Pullover Hood • Metal Antiqued Eyelets • Thick Flat Lace Neck Cord • Kangaroo Pouch Pocket • Brushed Back Fleece Inner • Lined Hood • Luxurious Hand Feel •50% Cotton / 50% Polyester •300gsm To Fit - XS/32”-34” | S/34”-36” | M/38”-40” | L/42”-44” | XL/46”-48” | 2XL/50”-52”
  • Lumps of Merde Key Ring

    £3.00£5.00
    Perspex Key Ring, laser engraved with the Lumps of Merde Logo, with split ring and lobster clasp. Available in a large range of colours. Can be customised with your name or text A Single piece is just the logo on one piece of perspex Double Skin is two pieces, one piece coloured with The Logo and a second top clear layer having your name engraved on it. Order 2 for a 10% Discount, Order 3+ for 15% Discount
  • Star Branded Oil Lighter, engraved with The Lumps of Merde Logo. Supplied in a metal gift box. Shipped without fuel for security. Use any standard lighter fuel. All profits will be going to the good ladies in RACPA (Rock Against Child Pornography & Abuse) to help them in their demanding fight against.  
  • Lumps of Merde Tee Shirt

    £15.00£17.00
    A premium Tee Shirt with the Lumps of Merde logo on the front.  
    Premium Ringspun T-Shirt
    • Crew Necked T Shirt
    • Mens (Unisex)
    • Regular Fit
    • Ringspun, Single Jersey
    • Made From Quality, Soft Single-Jersey In Ringspun Cotton With A Classic Styling & Modern Fit.
    • Tear Out Neutral Neck Label
    • Ringspun Cotton T-Shirt
    • European Size Specification
    • Narrow Rib Knit Collar
    • Taped Neck & Shoulders
    • Double Needle Sleeves & Bottom Hem
    • S to 2XL
    • 100% Cotton
    • 180gsm
  • Metal Alice Offley Key Ring with Split Ring and Lobster Clasp. Our High Quality Metal Tags are manufactured using Alcoa Aluminium, anodised to 7 microns for a superior finish, this covers the sides so there are no bare aluminium edges. Buy 2 for a 10% discount, Buy 3+ for a 15% discount.
  • Metal Alice Offley necklace. Available in a range of colours and shapes and with leather chords or metal ball chains, also available as Key Rings. Our High Quality Metal Tags are manufactured using Alcoa Aluminium, anodised to 7 microns for a superior finish, this covers the sides so there are no bare aluminium edges. Buy 2 for a 10% discount, Buy 3+ for a 15% discount.
  • Metal Bury The Traitor Necklace. Available in a range of colours and with leather chords. Our High Quality Metal Tags are manufactured using Alcoa Aluminium, anodised to 7 microns for a superior finish, this covers the sides so there are no bare aluminium edges. Buy 2 for a 10% discount, Buy 3+ for a 15% discount.
  • Metal David Lovejoy Guitar pic Key Ring. Available in a range of colours and shapes and with leather chords or metal ball chains, also available as Key Rings. Our High Quality Metal Tags are manufactured using Alcoa Aluminium, anodised to 7 microns for a superior finish, this covers the sides so there are no bare aluminium edges. Buy 2 for a 10% discount, Buy 3+ for a 15% discount.